Oh, heh
One of the side effects of getting dressed in the dark is unusual and unexpected clothing combinations. Mismatched socks, shirts with obvious-in-daylight rips (only once and at the elbow so far) and bizarre color combinations are the norm.
I’m an engineer, none of that stuff bothers me. Were you to write a description for your standard engineer, it would be something along the lines of “plaid shirt, stupid hair, least stylish shoes ever” yet we seem to plod along in our daily lives and bring home the bacon. But today I finally figured out what was wrong with my wardrobe (blue shirt, darker blue pants, grey socks, black steel toe shoes) about 20 minutes ago.
My underwear are on backwards.
Outside, it is snowing again.