{"id":27,"date":"2005-11-02T19:20:53","date_gmt":"2005-11-03T02:20:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=27"},"modified":"2005-11-02T19:20:53","modified_gmt":"2005-11-03T02:20:53","slug":"cops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=27","title":{"rendered":"COPS&#8211;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s this moving violation shit? What&#8217;s this bullshit? I don&#8217;t fuckin&#8217; care! It don&#8217;t matter to Chicago Ted. But you&#8217;re not foolin&#8217; me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don&#8217;t fool Chicago Ted. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man &#8211; HA!<\/p>\n<p>One thing I like about living in a big city is that the police, who have a great deal of my respect, spend their time actually protecting the public. What I don&#8217;t like is when you come across the one or two who have nothing better to do than pull some Barney Fife crap and pull me over after I turn right on a red light. True, there was a &#8220;No turn on red 7AM &#8211; 7PM&#8221; sign and it was still within those time limits, but the sign was obscured by another sign and it&#8217;s impossible to see when you&#8217;re waiting at the light behind the white line. Yeah, I took pictures. Sometimes carting a digital camera around with you all the time helps out.<\/p>\n<p>I dunno. It just seems like bullshit to me. Dunno yet if imma pay the ticket &#038; do online traffic school so my insurance doesn&#8217;t go up or if i&#8217;ll request a court date.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s this moving violation shit? What&#8217;s this bullshit? I don&#8217;t fuckin&#8217; care! It don&#8217;t matter to Chicago Ted. But you&#8217;re not foolin&#8217; me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don&#8217;t fool Chicago Ted. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man &#8211; HA! One thing I like about living in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}