{"id":252,"date":"2009-03-12T17:20:09","date_gmt":"2009-03-12T23:20:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=252"},"modified":"2009-03-12T17:20:09","modified_gmt":"2009-03-12T23:20:09","slug":"a-quick-fashion-quiz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=252","title":{"rendered":"A quick fashion quiz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am not a man who knows much about fashion and I care even less about it. I have a set of about five pairs of various color Dickies and about seven plaid shirts, all of which I mix &amp; match freely for regular work wear. Weekends find me in jeans, a t-shirt and Chuck Taylors most days. On any given day you would mistake me for a vagrant, an engineer (the Dickies and plaid shirts are basically the non-elderly engineer&#8217;s uniform, which I&#8217;m totally comfortable with) or a mechanic. So I freely admit that I don&#8217;t know much about fashion, but I do know this:<\/p>\n<p>Do you often do any of the following, singularly or in combination:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Wear any single Harley-Davidson<span class=\"footertext\">\u00a9<\/span> brand clothing or accessory?<\/li>\n<li>Wear non-fancy all-black outfits?<\/li>\n<li>Own more than one big puffy jacket?<\/li>\n<li>Walk around with your untied Timberland-style boot laces flopping around?<\/li>\n<li>Wear sunglasses indoors?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>If you answered &#8220;yes&#8221; to any of these, then you <em>might<\/em> dress <em>like<\/em> a douchebag.<\/p>\n<p>But I can also unequivocally say the following: If you ever walk around in public with a bluetooth headset in your ear while you&#8217;re not on the phone, then you most definitely <strong>are<\/strong> a douchebag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am not a man who knows much about fashion and I care even less about it. I have a set of about five pairs of various color Dickies and about seven plaid shirts, all of which I mix &amp; match freely for regular work wear. Weekends find me in jeans, a t-shirt and Chuck [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":253,"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions\/253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}