{"id":97,"date":"2006-10-16T10:55:35","date_gmt":"2006-10-16T17:55:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=97"},"modified":"2006-10-16T10:55:35","modified_gmt":"2006-10-16T17:55:35","slug":"you-put-that-asphalt-back-where-you-found-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=97","title":{"rendered":"you put that asphalt back where you found it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those fuckers ripped up my street! WHY DO YOU INSIST ON TEARING A STREET ALL TO HELL AND BACK RIGHT BEFORE WINTER STARTS AND NOT PUTTING FRESH ASPHALT DOWN IN A TIMELY FASHION?<\/p>\n<p>Le sigh. Well it isn&#8217;t actually my street, you know, the street right out front of your house, but it is two streets that I use frequently. Marquette Road (aka 67th St) has been ripped up for a whole mile from Damen to California. California itself has been ripped up from 63rd to 67th and <em>possibly<\/em> even further!<\/p>\n<p>Hey Chicago Dep&#8217;t of Transportation &#8211; you know those machines you use to rip up asphalt? Believe it or don&#8217;t they also make machines that go <strong>right<\/strong> behind them and lays down fresh asphalt. That&#8217;s right, just as quick as you rip it up, you can lay it down. Hell, throw in a couple steamrollers and a striping crew and you can probably do a couple miles a day! Seriously guys, y&#8217;all do a great job with bicycle paths and stuff &#8211; one of the main reasons why I use 67th &#8211; but god<em>damnit<\/em> don&#8217;t leave roads ripped up like this!<\/p>\n<p>I have since found a different way to\/from work, but it&#8217;s not as fast or easy as my normal 67th all the way to the Dan Ryan route. I&#8217;m probably back up into the 20 minute range, which ain&#8217;t so bad considering all the cigarettes or beers consumed over the weekend or the craaaazy route I gotta take on side streets and whatnot.<\/p>\n<p>Also let me explain that just because some dork with a meteorology degree from Life University says that the computer told him it might rain does not mean that it will. Also even though I trust the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crh.noaa.gov\/forecasts\/ILZ014.php?warncounty=ILC031&#038;city=Chicago\">National Weather Service&#8217;s forecast<\/a> moreso than any third-party reseller (this means you, Andy Avalos &#038; Tom Skilling), a &#8220;90% probability of precipitation&#8221; does not mean &#8220;it&#8217;s gonna rain in the 20 minutes it takes you to get over to the Interstate to meet Kevin&#8221;. It&#8217;s the overall regional forecast, not the Chicago Ted Morning Bike Ride forecast. Open the door, see what it&#8217;s <em>really<\/em> like out there before making a decision. And when you do, don&#8217;t be a pussy about it.  Just get on the damn bike and go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those fuckers ripped up my street! WHY DO YOU INSIST ON TEARING A STREET ALL TO HELL AND BACK RIGHT BEFORE WINTER STARTS AND NOT PUTTING FRESH ASPHALT DOWN IN A TIMELY FASHION? Le sigh. Well it isn&#8217;t actually my street, you know, the street right out front of your house, but it is two [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}