{"id":93,"date":"2006-10-10T19:39:52","date_gmt":"2006-10-11T02:39:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=93"},"modified":"2006-10-10T19:39:52","modified_gmt":"2006-10-11T02:39:52","slug":"for-those-of-you-who-think-its-funny-to-yell-shit-at-the-guy-on-a-bike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=93","title":{"rendered":"for those of you who think it&#8217;s funny to yell shit at the guy on a bike"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You might notice that you&#8217;re standing around waiting for the bus and I&#8217;m on my way home.<\/p>\n<p>I noticed that I <em>passed<\/em> the bus you&#8217;re waiting for ten minutes ago. Your bus didn&#8217;t pass me.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t have to pay $2 to ride home or sit in a trash-strewn stained seat next to Booze Sweat Jackson.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe think about that the next time you feel like yelling something witty, jerkass.<\/p>\n<p>Having ridden past you a hundred times, I know you won&#8217;t think about it.<\/p>\n<p>Have a nice day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You might notice that you&#8217;re standing around waiting for the bus and I&#8217;m on my way home. I noticed that I passed the bus you&#8217;re waiting for ten minutes ago. Your bus didn&#8217;t pass me. I didn&#8217;t have to pay $2 to ride home or sit in a trash-strewn stained seat next to Booze Sweat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}