{"id":87,"date":"2006-09-22T09:24:51","date_gmt":"2006-09-22T16:24:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=87"},"modified":"2006-09-22T09:24:51","modified_gmt":"2006-09-22T16:24:51","slug":"the-best-weather-reports-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=87","title":{"rendered":"the best weather reports ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>David Lynch used to have a daily weather report narrated by him on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidlynch.com\">his website<\/a>. It now appears to be a subscriber-only feature, unfortunately.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, thanks to the magic of the interweb, you can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=oxT4ZxWuSZc&#038;clownpenis=fart\">see a few of them<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I will not be responsible if you have nightmares about LA weather afterwards. Do not question why there is a bear dancing in a mirrored coffin full of chum in the middle of a dog show &#8211; this is David Lynch&#8217;s weather report. I don&#8217;t live in LA, but he&#8217;s a hell of a lot more interesting to watch than WGN&#8217;s Tom Skilling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>David Lynch used to have a daily weather report narrated by him on his website. It now appears to be a subscriber-only feature, unfortunately. Fortunately, thanks to the magic of the interweb, you can see a few of them. I will not be responsible if you have nightmares about LA weather afterwards. Do not question [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}