{"id":75,"date":"2006-07-28T14:25:18","date_gmt":"2006-07-28T21:25:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=75"},"modified":"2006-07-28T14:25:18","modified_gmt":"2006-07-28T21:25:18","slug":"dear-mrmrsmsmiz-office-fast-walker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"Dear Mr.\/Mrs.\/Ms.\/Miz Office Fast Walker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You aren&#8217;t fooling anybody. Nobody is in that big of a hurry what ain&#8217;t running.<\/p>\n<p>Fast gait + color copies == wasting time.<\/p>\n<p>ps &#8211; you walk like there&#8217;s a broomstick up your ass<\/p>\n<p>yrs,<\/p>\n<p>ted<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You aren&#8217;t fooling anybody. Nobody is in that big of a hurry what ain&#8217;t running. Fast gait + color copies == wasting time. ps &#8211; you walk like there&#8217;s a broomstick up your ass yrs, ted<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}