{"id":70,"date":"2006-06-30T15:09:55","date_gmt":"2006-06-30T22:09:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=70"},"modified":"2006-06-30T15:09:55","modified_gmt":"2006-06-30T22:09:55","slug":"slow-boat-coming-up-fast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=70","title":{"rendered":"slow boat, coming up fast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found out Tuesday that I&#8217;m going to China for work.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>So instead of being at the office, I&#8217;m at home washing clothes and packing, which mostly consists of drinking beer and smoking cigarettes while the machines downstairs slosh and rattle.<\/p>\n<p>None too thrilled about 3 days notice for a 10 day international trip over a 4 day holiday weekend, but I&#8217;ve been keeping my mind limber with a strict julep regimen.<\/p>\n<p>Hopefully, my holmes Ray will be able to come over from Seoul and hang out next weekend. No promises, nor do I know what my itinerary over there will consist of. We&#8217;ll see how this trip turns out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found out Tuesday that I&#8217;m going to China for work. &#8230;tomorrow. So instead of being at the office, I&#8217;m at home washing clothes and packing, which mostly consists of drinking beer and smoking cigarettes while the machines downstairs slosh and rattle. None too thrilled about 3 days notice for a 10 day international trip [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}