{"id":59,"date":"2006-05-06T14:11:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-06T21:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=59"},"modified":"2006-05-06T14:11:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-06T21:11:00","slug":"things-i-have-learned-from-the-food-channel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=59","title":{"rendered":"Things I have learned from the Food Channel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We watch the Food Channel as the default channel, so it&#8217;s on a whole lot.<\/p>\n<p>A &amp; P was the first chain grocery store in the US.<br \/>\nPiggly Wiggly (aka Hoggly Woggly) was the first self-serve grocery store and opened in Memphis TN.<br \/>\nOne Rachael Ray show per day is too much. The four in a row last night were way too much.<br \/>\nAlton Brown should lay off the cutesy schtick once in a while and stick to science.<br \/>\nWe miss Iron Chef.<br \/>\nIron Chef America is one of the worst shows ever.<br \/>\nBobby Flay is still a supreme asshole and cooks the same damn thing over and over.<br \/>\nMark Summers, OCD master of Double Dare fame, is clearly a robot leased to the Food Network.<\/p>\n<p>If only Rick Bayless was on PBS as much. Selah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We watch the Food Channel as the default channel, so it&#8217;s on a whole lot. A &amp; P was the first chain grocery store in the US. Piggly Wiggly (aka Hoggly Woggly) was the first self-serve grocery store and opened in Memphis TN. One Rachael Ray show per day is too much. The four in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}