{"id":272,"date":"2010-04-30T12:37:43","date_gmt":"2010-04-30T18:37:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=272"},"modified":"2010-04-30T12:39:37","modified_gmt":"2010-04-30T18:39:37","slug":"the-easiest-peach-cobbler-on-the-planet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=272","title":{"rendered":"The easiest peach cobbler on the planet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Admit your jealousy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1070096.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-273\" title=\"COBBLER\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1070096-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"a 5 liter dutch oven full of cobbler\" width=\"717\" height=\"538\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1070096-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1070096-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 717px) 100vw, 717px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>DO THIS<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p>Preheat your oven to a billion degrees. Or 260\u00b0C \/ 500\u00b0F, which is about as hot as most will go.<\/p>\n<p><strong>THEN GET<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p>Two liters of tinned peaches, preferably in pear juice instead of heavy syrup. Duhmerikans, this is four small cans (15 oz) or two big cans (30 oz).<\/p>\n<p>One 355ml can of 7-up or Sprite.<\/p>\n<p>One box of yellow cake mix.<\/p>\n<p>One stick of butter, cut into little chunks.<\/p>\n<p><strong>MIX<\/strong> everything in a bowl, peach juice and all.<\/p>\n<p><strong>POUR<\/strong> into dutch oven. Place lid on, put into oven. Let it cook until the top looks delicious. Maybe an hour or so, you&#8217;ll have to check it every so often.<\/p>\n<p><strong>EAT<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Admit your jealousy. DO THIS: Preheat your oven to a billion degrees. Or 260\u00b0C \/ 500\u00b0F, which is about as hot as most will go. THEN GET: Two liters of tinned peaches, preferably in pear juice instead of heavy syrup. Duhmerikans, this is four small cans (15 oz) or two big cans (30 oz). One [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":275,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions\/275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}