{"id":206,"date":"2008-09-11T07:15:24","date_gmt":"2008-09-11T13:15:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=206"},"modified":"2008-09-11T07:15:24","modified_gmt":"2008-09-11T13:15:24","slug":"large-hadron-collider","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=206","title":{"rendered":"LARGE HADRON COLLIDER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had to triple-check my spelling, lest I had <a href=\"http:\/\/largehardoncollider.com\/\">swapped the D &amp; R<\/a> (link <em>definitely<\/em> <strong>NSFW<\/strong>). Honestly, no idea what&#8217;s going on with that as of yet, I was busy having a plain ol&#8217; collision yesterday. Got hit by a Chevy HHR on the way home. Yes, I was on my bicycle. Aside from fresh road rash and some serious bruising, I think I&#8217;m OK.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t recall what happened at all &#8211; I was riding down Kedzie Avenue, going down the hill in front of the Nabisco bakery and the next thing I know, I&#8217;m in an ambulance, signing the waiver so I can go home directly.<\/p>\n<p>The cops on the scene were nice enough to give me a ride home (and they apologized for the uncomfortable hard plastic back seat) and I went straight on to the shower where I spent a good long while brushing asphalt out of my wounds. So far I think I&#8217;m OK, just some abrasions and a busted-up bicycle, but should any problems begin to appear I&#8217;ll be heading directly to the ER to get checked out.<\/p>\n<p>Oof.<\/p>\n<p>Everybody in a car, please look twice. I&#8217;m tired of this happening.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to triple-check my spelling, lest I had swapped the D &amp; R (link definitely NSFW). Honestly, no idea what&#8217;s going on with that as of yet, I was busy having a plain ol&#8217; collision yesterday. Got hit by a Chevy HHR on the way home. Yes, I was on my bicycle. Aside from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,10,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=206"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":208,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions\/208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}