{"id":200,"date":"2008-07-24T07:31:56","date_gmt":"2008-07-24T13:31:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=200"},"modified":"2008-07-24T07:31:56","modified_gmt":"2008-07-24T13:31:56","slug":"unintentional-poetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=200","title":{"rendered":"Unintentional poetry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Posted above a cantilevered glass shelf in a window overlooking the kitchen at one of the nearby Taquerias, El Gallo de Oro:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>DON&#8217;T LEAN ON THE COUNTER<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>IT&#8217;LL BREAK!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>DON&#8217;T TALK TO THE CHEF<\/p>\n<p>WHILE MAKING YOUR ORDER<\/p>\n<p>HE&#8217;LL MAKE A MISTAKE.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posted above a cantilevered glass shelf in a window overlooking the kitchen at one of the nearby Taquerias, El Gallo de Oro: DON&#8217;T LEAN ON THE COUNTER IT&#8217;LL BREAK! DON&#8217;T TALK TO THE CHEF WHILE MAKING YOUR ORDER HE&#8217;LL MAKE A MISTAKE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=200"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":201,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200\/revisions\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}