{"id":143,"date":"2007-04-09T16:57:02","date_gmt":"2007-04-09T23:57:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=143"},"modified":"2007-04-09T16:57:02","modified_gmt":"2007-04-09T23:57:02","slug":"oh-heh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=143","title":{"rendered":"Oh, heh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the side effects of getting dressed in the dark is unusual and unexpected clothing combinations. Mismatched socks, shirts with obvious-in-daylight rips (only once and at the elbow so far) and bizarre color combinations are the norm.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m an engineer, none of that stuff bothers me. Were you to write a description for your standard engineer, it would be something along the lines of &#8220;plaid shirt, stupid hair, least stylish shoes ever&#8221; yet we seem to plod along in our daily lives and bring home the bacon. But today I finally figured out what was wrong with my wardrobe (blue shirt, darker blue pants, grey socks, black steel toe shoes) about 20 minutes ago.<\/p>\n<p>My underwear are on backwards.<\/p>\n<p>Outside, it is snowing again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the side effects of getting dressed in the dark is unusual and unexpected clothing combinations. Mismatched socks, shirts with obvious-in-daylight rips (only once and at the elbow so far) and bizarre color combinations are the norm. I&#8217;m an engineer, none of that stuff bothers me. Were you to write a description for your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}