{"id":121,"date":"2007-02-22T20:00:52","date_gmt":"2007-02-23T03:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=121"},"modified":"2007-02-22T20:00:52","modified_gmt":"2007-02-23T03:00:52","slug":"east-buttfuck-militia-claims-it-can-shoot-more-meskins-than-west-buttfuck-militia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/?p=121","title":{"rendered":"East Buttfuck Militia Claims It Can Shoot More Meskins Than West Buttfuck Militia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>West Buttfuck Militia loses bidding war, has to keep shitskull, says EBM spokesman. Despite ongoing tensions caused by fluctuating exchange rates through a city divided, spokesmen from both militias met at the center span of the Municipal Shit Bridge met for a brief name-calling session that ended poorly for all parties. Later, East Buttfuck Militia claimed to be bigger defender of Freedom than West Buttfuck Militia.<\/p>\n<p>WBM was unreachable for comment, speculated to be &#8220;rolling their shitskull around like a flat soccer ball.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>West Buttfuck Militia loses bidding war, has to keep shitskull, says EBM spokesman. Despite ongoing tensions caused by fluctuating exchange rates through a city divided, spokesmen from both militias met at the center span of the Municipal Shit Bridge met for a brief name-calling session that ended poorly for all parties. Later, East Buttfuck Militia [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sammich.org\/hurr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}