A guy from a place with stuff to say.
What, you expected me to say something more dynamic? Fine.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
No, not really.
I live in Chicago. I ride bicycles, drive VW TDIs, brew beer, take the greyhounds for a walk, go listen to local punk bands, have a valid FCC license to broadcast on amateur radio frequencies, YMCA licensed me as an Openwater II SCUBA diver, I bust out the tools to get my hands dirty around the house, on cars, on bicycles, on motorcycles and & occasionally I try to practice the banjo.
I like to write about booze over at the North American Booze Council site.
And unlike the author quoted above, I have gone to college.